Description: UNOPENED box direct from Aquasana! The Claryum Direct Connect AQ-MF-1 filter is designed to provide clean and filtered water for people, plants, pets, pots, pans, and anything else in your life that starts with the letter P and you believe needs hydration. Take it to work and let your jerk boss know you're too good to drink pissed pharmaceuticals and microplastics! You'll get that promotion for sure! You'll be in control, and no longer a disappointment to your parents. YOU WILL RULE THE F'N WORLD WITH THIS PURCHASE. If you bury it in the ground, not only will it filter water for those corpses (How did those get here? You're not telling! They had it coming! Wait, is that your mom and dad?! Whatever, you don't owe an explanation to anyone but the jury.), a magic beanstalk will grow! At the top of the beanstalk is the pool party hosted by Diddy. Pills also starts with the letter P so you hydrate and swallow the handful he gave you, before drifting away in a literal infinity pool filled with water filtered by the Aquasana Claryum Direct Connect AQ-MF-1. You are one with the multiverse. You float along and see Jesus. He tries to walk on the water...but it's just too clean. You chuckle smugly. Boy, that promotion made you kind of a jerk, but we get it.
Price: 56.66 USD
Location: Chicago, Illinois
End Time: 2024-12-03T17:35:28.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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Item Specifics
All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Compatible Brand: Aquasana
Brand: Aquasana
Type: Water Filter
Manufacturer Warranty: None
Custom Bundle: No
Color: Gray Black
Number in Pack: 1
Model: Aquasana AQ-MF-1-R
Compatible Model: N/A
Material: Plastic
MPN: AQ-MF-1-R, Does Not Apply
Suitable For: Household
