Around the World with Auntie Mame: A Novel by Patrick Dennis (English) Paperback

Description: Around the World with Auntie Mame by Patrick Dennis Encore, Encore! The brilliant sequel to the smash bestseller "Auntie Mame is back and the reviews are in . . . FORMAT Paperback LANGUAGE English CONDITION Brand New Publisher Description Encore, Encore The brilliant sequel to the smash bestseller "Auntie Mame" is back and the reviews are in . . . Author Biography PATRICK DENNIS, the author of "Auntie Mame," was the pen name of Edward Everett Tanner III, (1921-1976). One of the most eccentric, celebrated, and widely read writers of the 1950s and 60s, Tanner wrote sixteen novels, a majority of which were national bestsellers. "From the Trade Paperback edition." Review "As extravagantly full of gags, slapstick comedy, and general hilarious confusion as its predecessor." --"New York Herald Tribune" "Indescribably funny." --"Chicago Tribune" "Funnier than the first book." --"New York Post" Review Quote "As extravagantly full of gags, slapstick comedy, and general hilarious confusion as its predecessor." -New York Herald Tribune "Indescribably funny." -Chicago Tribune "Funnier than the first book." -New York Post Excerpt from Book Auntie Mame and Posterity Christmas is nearly here and I look forward to it more and more with loathing. All the shops that didnt have their holiday decorations up by Michaelmas made up for it with sheer ostentation by Halloween. Canned carols bleat from every corner. The clerks at Saks are surlier, the ones at Lord & Taylor lordlier, the ones at Bergdorfs bitchier than at any other season. All about me I see children being led by the hand to wheedle toy department Santa Clauses out of the most ruinous remembrances. On the commuters train each night I see fathers, burdened with bulky packages, discussing not taxes, not politics, not the market, but the complexities of assembling electric trains and English bicycles. I hate to go to my office each day because all that awaits me is nothing--a message from that pompous young ass in the State Department saying that no reliable information has been uncovered as yet, but every effort is being made; a cable from the Countess of Upshot (the former Vera Charles) saying that she just missed making contact at the Aga Khans funeral in July, but thought she saw them at the Copenhagen airport in September; a rambling letter from my London operative, Percy ("Peek-a-boo") Pankhurst, announcing that his detective agency is still hot on the trail and asking for yet another hundred pounds. Even more, I hate to go home at night. Home is a Georgian-type house in Verdant Greens, a community of two hundred houses in four styles just over an hour from New York, if the train is on time. My wife and I hate the house. We also hate Verdant Greens. We only moved there when our son was born so that he could have grass beneath his feet, fresh air, and rather mediocre schooling under the collective gimlet eye of a meddlesome group of Verdant Greens mothers who have a smattering of psychiatric jargon. And now my wife and I have even come to hate each other. Our overpriced, ill-built little house--seven rooms, two-and-a-half baths, expansion attic--has become an empty echoing shell, the prison of two lonely, silent, frustrated people. The son, for whose well-being the house was bought, is no longer here. He was kidnapped in 1954. When I say kidnapped I dont mean to imply anything like ransom notes and a ladder against the wall. He went away just after his seventh birthday with our kisses and our blessings. We even waved him off at Idlewild as the big Pan-American plane carried him off to India. But we have never seen him--and rarely heard of him--since. That was June of 1954. He was supposed to be back by Labor Day in time for school. Two and a half years have passed, and now we face another melancholy Christmas without Michael in the house. And all because Auntie Mame fancied the child and wanted to take him off on a little outing! My auntie mame is a most unusual woman. she raised me from the time I was orphaned at ten. Not because anyone wanted her to--far from it--or because she herself had any desire to take on a lonely only child during her heyday in 1929. It was simply that she was my only living relative. We were stuck with each other and we had to make the best of it. But raise me she did in her own helter-skelter fashion, to the horror of my trustee, Mr. Dwight Babcock of the Knicker-bocker Trust Company, to the horror of the masters at St. Boniface Academy in Apathy, Massachusetts (where Mr. Babcock finally put me after Auntie Mames forays into progressive education), and sometimes even to the horror of me. We lived in many places together, Auntie Mame and I. We lived in a duplex in Beekman Place during the twenties when Auntie Mame was still Miss Dennis, still rich, and still in her Japanese phase. We lived in a carriage house in Murray Hill during the Depression before Auntie Mame found love and marriage and even more riches as Mrs. Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside. For a while we lived on a plantation in Georgia with Uncle Beau. Then, when Auntie Mame became the ninth-richest widow in New York, we lived in a big town house in Washington Square. We also lived in various other places around the world until I grew up and got married. After that, Auntie Mames address--whenever she stayed still long enough to have one--was the St. Regis Hotel. Today I dont know where Auntie Mame is living. I wish I did, because thats where my son Michael is living, too. Assuming, of course, that the boy is still alive. But as unorthodox and eccentric--her detractors have even used such adjectives as depraved and lunatic--as Auntie Mames methods of child care may have been, I dont think that any of the unusual things she did ever hurt me. This, however, is not the opinion of my wife, Pegeen. When I got home to Verdant Greens last night, Pegeen was waiting at the door. "Chilly out, dear," I said, kissing her. "Anything in the mail? I mean like especially terrible Christmas cards." Pegeen knew perfectly well what I meant and went on to say so. "I know perfectly well what you mean. You mean is there some word from our child or from that madwoman who carried him off. And the answer is No. Just as its been every day for the last four months. No! No! No! My God, Patrick, I cant eat, I cant sleep, I cant even think, worrying about my baby in the hands of that old maniac. For all we know, poor little Michael may be dead and buried." "Oh, I scarcely think so. Wed have heard, surely." "Heard? What have we heard? Six cables, a few miserable scribbled post cards--the Taj Mahal, a bathhouse in Tokyo, a lamasery in Tibet, an apartment house in Tel Aviv that looked like a dresser with all the drawers open, the Istanbul Hilton, the Mozart Festival, Animation sur la Plage from Cap dAntibes; those and about a dozen more and not one more word about our child in two and a half years!" "Thats not quite true, Pegeen. Both Michael and Auntie Mame have been very good about remembering our birthdays, our anniversary, Christmas--and very handsomely, too. I still wear that mandarin . . ." "Christmas. How can you say the word? This will be our third Christmas without a child in the house. Dont you think everyone in Verdant Greens is talking?" "Im certain theyre talking but its rarely interesting enough to . . ." "That boys almost ten years old. I havent seen him since he was seven. Hell never be a cub scout and Ill never be a den mother." "Not if I have anything to say about it you wont." "Well, I grant that it sounds dismal. But think of the other things our baby is missing. Proper schooling. The companionship of children his own age. Sports. Sunday school. Christmas." "Nonsense," I said, trying to be as bland and offhand as possible because I was just as worried about Auntie Mame and Michael as Pegeen, only I didnt want her to know it. "As Auntie Mame always said, I could learn more in ten minutes in her drawing room than I could in ten years at school. She was right, too. I saw more of children my own age than I wanted to. As for Christmas, she gave me some damned nice things." "Such as what?" All I could remember, offhand, was a list of items that would hardly have comforted a worried mother--a live alligator, a samurai sword, a chimpanzee that promptly died, and a lifetime course at Arthur Murrays. "Oh, nothing. Just some very nice things." "But dont you realize that shes simply stolen our child away from us? If he were to march into this room right now he wouldnt recognize his own parents. Oh, I know her game. Im a woman, too. She plans to take over our child entirely, to twist him around her finger, to teach him life on her terms--life as Mame Dennis Burnside sees it--so that hell end up just as scatterbrained and eccentric as she is." "If you please," I said. "She raised me from the time I was ten until I escaped--that is, until I met you. Do you find me so odd? Dont I manage to shower every day, hold down a decent job with a reputable firm? Do I keep a collection of boots and whips in the cellar? Dont I pay my taxes and come home every night on the six-oh-three? Sometimes I even wish I were a little more colorful--a little less dull." "So do I. But thats beside the point. The point is that your aunt took our child away two and a half years ago. She promised that hed be home by Labor Day, and here it is 1957 and . . ." "Do be fair, Pegeen. Auntie Mame didnt say which Labor Day." "Dont interrupt! Bit by bit shes taken over. First a cable begging to let him stay until Christmas. I never should have consented, but I did. Then a long letter telling me how good he was at skiing and how wonderful the snow was at Chamonix and what an aptitude Michael had for French. It was the French that did it. She knew what a pushover I was for Racine." "Ive always found him rather tiresome." "The next thing, we heard Lady Bountiful had our little boy in an Aqualung down with sharks and barracuda and I-dont-know-what." "Well, you were complaining about his having no sports." "And then that wonderful opportunity to get into the Forbidden City, play with the Dalai Lama. Next it was a papal audience. Then the Red Dean of . . ." "And you were complaining about religion." "Im complaining about everything. It was bad enough when we knew where they were. But for the last four months there hasnt been one word--not a letter, not a cable, not so much as a line scrawled on a post card. That mad aunt of yours has probably got that innocent child smoking, drinking, taking dop Details ISBN0767915852 Author Patrick Dennis Short Title AROUND THE WORLD W/AUNTIE MAME Pages 336 Publisher Broadway Books Language English ISBN-10 0767915852 ISBN-13 9780767915854 Media Book Format Paperback DEWEY FIC Year 2003 Publication Date 2003-09-30 Imprint Broadway Books (A Division of Bantam Doubleday Del Place of Publication New York Country of Publication United States Edition 1st Birth 1921 Death 1976 DOI 10.1604/9780767915854 Audience General/Trade Subtitle A Novel UK Release Date 2003-09-16 We've got this At The Nile, if you're looking for it, we've got it. With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and well over a million items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! TheNile_Item_ID:159772762;

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