Description: CAFFEINE MOLECULE, COFFEE, ESPRESSO, CAPPUCCINO, LATTE, CHEMISTRY, SCIENCE Microfiber Necktie NEW! If this tie can't help keep you going all day, then nothing will! This tie features more caffeine than anything on a Starbucks menu! ALL HAIL COFFEE! DEATH TO DECAF! HAND MADE 100% MICROFIBER TIES. Pictured sample measures about 58 inches long by about 3.25 inches at its widest. This tie pays tribute to everyone's favorite LEGAL psychoactive drug and stimulant...and in more than a few cases of people that I personally know, the very life-sustaining reason for existence itself, the caffeine molecule! What looks like a weirdly geometric pattern from a few feet away, is suggestively powerful enough by itself to produce a case of the jitters in those suffering from withdrawal upon closer inspection. While ALMOST identical to the Theobromine molecule, that one little Methyl group (a Carbon with 3 Hydrogens attached) is the difference between waking up and pure heaven! Now, if only I could find a tie with the Cafe Mocha molecule! This is an original, fully licensed tie design by Wild Ties, that I am selling for $24.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.
Price: 24.95 USD
Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
End Time: 2024-10-13T00:10:53.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money back or exchange (buyer's choice)
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
Department: Men
Style: Tie
Item Width: Classic
Material: Microfiber
Pattern: Caffeinated
Type: Tie
Color: Navy Blue
Item Length: Classic (57 in.-60 in.)
Attachment Type: Tied
Brand: Wild Ties
