Description: Everything I Know Funny / Humorous Mother's Day Card by Nobleworks Front Message: Everything I know I learned from my mom: My mother taught me RELIGION: You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet. My Mother taught me LOGIC: Because I said so, that's why. My mother taught me FORESIGHT: Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident. My mother taught me IRONY: Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about. My mother taught me STAMINA: You sit there until all that spinach is gone. My mother taught me about RECEIVING: You are going to get it when I get home. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE: If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.. Inside Message: One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Happy Mother's Day! Card Size: 4.6x6.75 inches Includes: 1 card / 1 Yellow envelope Paperstock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock Additional Info: Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. Shipping: All greeting cards are shipped from our warehouse in Buffalo, NY. We offer a variety of shipping options for our greeting cards including US Postal Service First Class Letter (Economy option), US Postal Service First Class Package and US Postal Service Priority Mail. Package tracking is included with First Class Package and Priority Mail. Combined shipping discounts are available and will be calculated automatically when you use the ebay shopping cart. Any combination of individual greeting cards from our ebay store can be added to your cart to qualify. Packaging: Greeting cards shipped using First Class Letter will arrive in a bright green 6x8 inches envelope or Kraft bubble mailer. Greeting cards shipped using First Class Package are normally shipped in a white or kraft non-bendable mailer and cards shipped via Priority Mail are shipped in US Postal Service branded envelopes or boxes. About Us: At greeting-card-store, we pride ourselves on customer service and fast shipping. Online with eBay since 2004, you can feel safe when purchasing from our eBay store. Shipping Schedule: All orders are shipped within 1 business day of receiving payment. Shipping Fee Discounts: Discounted shipping fees will be calculated automatically when you add multiple items or multiple quantities to the ebay shopping cart. Please make sure that the same shipping method is selected for all of the items in your ebay shopping cart. If you are having trouble with the ebay shopping cart please contact us prior to payment. Combined shipping must be requested prior to payment so we can adjust the invoice if necessary. Free Shipping Offer: Any orders with a total merchandise amount of $75 or more are eligible for free shipping. This offer is valid to packages delivered to an address in the Continental United States. Return Policy: You may return any items within 30 days of being purchased. Returned items must be in new (resaleable) condition. Buyer pays return shipping. Visit our eBay store, greeting-card-store for more great items.
Price: 5.39 USD
Location: Lancaster, New York
End Time: 2025-01-02T22:52:56.000Z
Shipping Cost: 1.65 USD
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Brand: Nobleworks
MPN: 7208
Occasion: Mother's Day
Type: Greeting Card
Country of Manufacture: USA
UPC: 745469072082
