How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts,

Description: How to Survive a Human Attack by K.E. Flann Estimated delivery 4-14 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description The Zombie Survival Guide meets Basic Witches in this parody handbook "for" the movie monsters that humans love to hunt. Publisher Description The first-ever manual for zombies, swamp monsters, mummies, and vampires to survive the planets greatest threat: humans.Did you know that human attacks account for a staggering 100% of premature deaths for mummies, robot overlords, and other supernatural, cyber, mutant, and alien beings?The past millennia or so has seen not only an uptick in human attacks, but also increasingly indiscriminate victim selection. It is understandable to feel overwhelmed. How to Survive a Human Attack provides critical information at a critical time with chapters specifically tailored to their target audience, including:* The Zombies Complete Guide to Filling the Emptiness and Moving Forward* Swamp Monster Makeovers!* Here, Boy! Self-Training Tips for Werewolves* The First-Time Haunters Guide: How to Evict Squatters, Stay On Top of Mansion Disrepair, and Get to the Light* Chicken Soup for the Soulless: Uninspiring Stories of Demon Possession and Ignored Prayers* No More Meltdowns: A Cyborg Assassins Workbook for Neutralizing Hostility Using Java* U.S.A.! U.S.A.! Tips for the Urban Sixty-Foot Ape and Other Animals or Insects of Exceptional Proportion (Large Print)* Eat What You Love, Love How You Feel: Hill People and Radioactive Cannibals Author Biography K.E. Flanns writing has been featured in The North American Review, Shenandoah, and Michigan Quarterly Review, and a collection of short stories won the 2014 George Garrett Award at Texas Review Press. Excerpts from this incredibly important work have appeared or will appear in Word Riot, The Higgs Weldon, Defenestration, and Monkeybicycle. Details ISBN 0762472545 ISBN-13 9780762472543 Title How to Survive a Human Attack Author K.E. Flann Format Paperback Year 2021 Pages 256 Publisher Running Press,U.S. GE_Item_ID:133284777; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys

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