Description: Rhymed Rantings Written in 2020 Isolation. ♥ Lightly sprinkled with sometimes wacky tongue-in-cheek humor ♥ and then frosted with the purrrfect amount of CRAZY! Some Profanity. 40 pages with original art illustrations. Zine Booklets handmade, hand-printed, hand-folded by me. Size 8.5 inch tall by 11 inch wide folded in half on copy paper and stapled. Cardstock cover. Will ship to the Contiguous United States for free. Please view samples to see style of writing. Thank you! *Samples* ♥***Upside Down***Round & RoundScary Day-Dream ***Happy NightmareInside Out***Down & Up******It’s so unreal…upon this wheel…miss sHELLey EEL…eats a grape peel…& cantaloupe.She is no dope.She lives with hope.She does not mope.She likes to dream.She likes to scream.She eats ice cream…on sunshine beam.***Her window screen…is always clean.To cats she’s Queen…& loves caffeine.***Hopes you are well.No witch’s spell.Get out of Hell…& do not dwell.***Isolation…is damnation.Her salvation…is creation.It’s exciting…can’t stop writing…or nail biting.Hates the fighting.Wants it over.Four Leaf Clover.No hangover.A pushover.***Pretty painting.Health sustaining.No complaining.Still remaining.***Misses rainbows.No one knows.Makes her own clothes.Cutie-Pie toes.***Cuddly kitten.Always smitten.Lonely mitten.Vampire bitten.*** ♥ ***Zombies Zombies everywhere.There’s even one on my chair.This one has curly red hair.I touched one once on a dare. Zombies Zombies everywhere.This one wants to eat my chair.There’s one that has short black hair.Have you touched one on a dare? Zombies Zombies everywhere.There’s one on a rocking chair.This one has frizzy blonde hair.Please don’t touch one on a dare. Zombies Zombies everywhere.This one has broken my chair.There’s one that has dark pink hair.You did touch one on a dare! Zombies Zombies everywhere.There’s one sitting on your chair.This one has real long brown hair.My mom touched one on a dare. Zombies Zombies everywhere.This one stood up on a chair.There’s one who just grabbed my hair.He just ate me on a dare.*** ***I am feeling sick.A psychotic chick.Never in a clique.I ride my broomstick… all over town.A Witchy Bitch-Clown.A painted-on frown.RED WEDDING GOWN.F*ck all of youWho hurt me too.So, shame on you…The joke’s on YOU!*** ♥Thank you♥ *** Copyright 2021 miss sHELLey EEL San Tan Valley, ArizonaUSA All right reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review. ***formatting, printing, words written, concept & the entire booklet hand-stapled, hand-folded & handmade by miss sHELLey EEL*** ***Original Artwork By: mAmA EEL***
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Book Title: INVOLUNTARY NUN
Ex Libris: No
Narrative Type: Fiction
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
Topic: Weird Humor, Sobriety, Anger, Heartbreak, Breakup, Revenge, Tongue in Cheek Humor, Cats, Divorce, Poetry
Original/Facsimile: Original
Cultural Region: American Literature
Item Height: 8 in
Item Width: 5.5 in
Personalize: No
Format: Chapbook/Pamphlet
Inscribed: No
Type: Poetry
Features: Illustrated
Illustrator: Marjorie Logue
Author: Shelley EEL
Personalized: No
Book Series: Betrayed Crazy Ex Wife Rantings
Publication Year: 2021
Language: English
Intended Audience: Adults
Signed: No
Publisher: Self
Genre: Poetry, Pulp Fiction
Age Level: Adults
Era: 21st Century
Special Attributes: Illustrated
Series: Betrayed Crazy Ex Wife Rantings
Subject: Literature & Fiction
Year Printed: 2021
Region: North America
Binding: Brochure/Pamphlet