Mom, What Is the Opposite of Guacamole?: A Book of Hilarious and Thoughtful Kids

Description: Mom, What Is the Opposite of Guacamole? by Kelly Stone "Mom, if your stomach was more in and your boobs were more out, youd look really pretty." Kids are known for making unfiltered comments at the most inopportune times. Embracing that rollercoaster, this compilation of humorous sayings by children celebrates the loopty-loo of parenting through direct quotes from the mouths of babes. Kelly Stone, stand-up comedian and mother of two, shares the outrageous-and at times oddly insightful-observations and questions she has recorded from her children over the years. As her children contemplate why they cant just leave third grade and buy a house, whether the Tooth Fairy is really Santa Claus, and why rich people have so many bushes in front of their homes, other parents will find solidarity, commiseration, chuckles, and maybe just a few more reasons why birth control is the greatest invention ever. Mom, What is the Opposite of Guacamole? is a collection of hilarious and astute quotes from children that encourages laughter and provides the comforting knowledge that we are not the only ones whose children ask why there is cake at funerals. FORMAT Hardcover CONDITION Brand New Details ISBN1480873217 Author Kelly Stone Pages 144 Publisher Archway Publishing Year 2021 ISBN-10 1480873217 ISBN-13 9781480873216 Format Hardcover Publication Date 2021-04-30 UK Release Date 2021-04-30 Imprint Archway Publishing Subtitle A Book of Hilarious and Thoughtful Kids Quotes Audience General We've got this At The Nile, if you're looking for it, we've got it. With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and well over a million items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! TheNile_Item_ID:131917416;

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